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they were in their hyperfixation arc and therefore thought that this quote was very good in finding the Traffic SMP fandom...
and my weakness for redstoners is a separate “song”.
my arc of hyperfixation on Traffic which has not passed for several years in a row....
#hand made#shopper#I know this is a quote from the movie Nerve#but it fits so well with Traffic SMP#watcher lore#sorry for the clickbait#traffic life#traffic smp#trafficblr#traffic series#redstone#Redstoner fan#mcyt#mcytblr
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WE STARTED A STRIKE??? [GONE WRONG.] [GONE GAY?]
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Laura trying out her new fit in 1995
#hellsing#laura chastel#hellsing oc#my art#traumatized wild woman given actual clothes for the first time not clickbait#yes she had short hair after the fight with Alucard#im sorry for being absent a bit here#working on kinktober on my ptrn 😔
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skybound megatron when i catch you.... when i FUCKING catch you...............
#ILL KILL HIM WITH MY OWN HANDS IDGAF IF HES A GIANT ROBOT ALIEN THAT LEADS THE DECEPTICONS#“you know the limits of my power” YOU HAVE A CANON ON YOUR ARM WTF DO YOU MEANNN 😭😭😭😭😭#sighhhh i was laughing at star's interactions with the humans like 1 page earlier and then bam they hit me with this...........#“what you desire matters not you are mine now” this killed me#user ironladders found dead in a ditch cause of death transformers comics 100% true not clickbait#god i have soo many thoughts abt this issue#sorry to the ppl who follow my spam twt bc i am going crazy over it rn#transformers#starscream#megatron#skybound spoilers
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PRESENTING MY BIGGEST DELULU CLOWN THEORY OF ALL TIME: THIS IS SHINICHI IN DISGUISE 🤡
#kaishin#guys you dont understand#okay maybe hakuba stans might#LOL#but i havent seen my actual boy real not clickbait not disguise kudou shinichi#IM DESPERATE FOR ANY CRUMB I WILL TAKE ANY POSSIBILITY AND TWIST IT INTO MY CLOWNERY#shinichi bby i miss u come home ;-;#(conan looking at me at the side like: bitch im literally right here)#dc prattles#also not me deluluing this just cause i want kaishin im sorry 😔#that's just my default you cant fix it sadly
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You can literally go get fucked in the ass by Gabriel right now.
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#NOT CLICKBAIT. 100% LEGIT.#I WOULD NEVER LIE.#if you dont wear headphone listening to anything on here. im sorry. i cant help you#suggestive
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#real not clickbait#this is so stupid i’m sorry#sweeney todd#mrs lovett#josh groban#annaleigh ashford#sweeney todd revival#sweeney todd 2023
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I made a 4 hour 9-1-1 deep dive because this show cured my depression (sort of.) anyone in this thread seen Step Up: All In?
#9-1-1#911 abc#911 show#buddie#lol what do I tag this??#youtube#buck x eddie#sorry to exploit so much buddie clickbait you guys#but like what else am I supposed to do#and this video DOES have a buddie tangent so it's not false advertising#oliver stark#ryan guzman#jane mulcahy#still not sure if I have my own tag but I'm gonna make it happen#if you're a big Eddie Diaz fan be aware I am kind of mean to him when I first talk about him BUT stay in line#I'm more considerate later in the video#and also I'm only critiquing the writing of the character I still like him a lot#idk I've been getting some comments misunderstanding my take on him imo
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why I thought the kristsingto dance was offensive
My reaction to the KristSingto dance was, in fact, pure and utter shock with an immediate follow up of "well good for Thailand for being so progressive" and that was what I thought would be the end of my engagement with that performance and yet when I read this post by scarefox with commentary added by thebroccolination and hallowpen (mentioned to give credit untagged because I have social anxiety and forcing people to read my post is my worst nightmare) my mind was filled with thoughts that took me the greater part of the day to sort through and I still don't know if the following will be adequate. Because OH HO HO as it turns out Thailand isn't that progressive which means that this performance was constructed to be like this ON PURPOSE. This post is in conversation with some of the concepts brought up in the linked post so it will be helpful in understanding the direction I've chosen to go with this. But the linked post is a great post and you should read it regardless. There is much to love about the Kristsingto concert and even more to love about their sexy dance - the primary of which is how it makes every single one of my Asian sensibilities ring MAD alarm bells. I'm a diaspora south asian but I moved to the US alone when I was 18 which means I have an intact sense of Asian respectability, regularly replenished by my parents. I MEAN LOOK AT IT - THEY ARE ON A FREAKING BED!!!! SIR THAT IS A BEDROOM ACTIVITY ONLY
But some serious highlights as to what about this performance sets it apart: 1) The performance is focused on sensuality and desire. They're dressed like dancers and not particularly sexy ones. Everything about this performance is pared down to only focus on their movements. The costumes are simple, the bed is simple, the lighting mostly monochrome. There is nothing to see here BUT their desire for each other and the sex they are simulating
2) They are playing to each other and ONLY to each other and not the audience. This is probably THE REASON why it clocks differently from literally every other raunchy performance. They are dancing for EACH OTHER. The performance starts behind a screen, and the sex simulation is the most intense at this stage but then THE SCREEN FALLS but for the purposes of the performance, KristSingto don't even acknowledge it. The audience is THRUST into the position of a voyeur and remains so throughout the performance. Like there is a BED that looks like it came straight out of Krist's bedroom like give me a fucking BREAK sir those are inside house, behind closed doors activities you are engaging with on stage.
Even the parts where Krist or Singto face the audience it is a) never together at once and b) they are mirroring each other's movements highlighting their connection to each other over their individual connection with the audience. There is no hip thrusting, no flirtatious looks, absolutely nothing that would even remotely suggest that they're trying to titillate the audience. All the titillation is directed towards each other. This feeling of looking into a private moment is deeply, deeply uncomfortable.
3) It's KristSingto. So much to be said about this and I have a strong feeling that I am not the person who should be speaking about this. But it's Krist and Singto, highly respected veterans of the industry who don't 'need' to be engaging in these types of 'extreme behaviors' to get ahead. So why would Kristsingto need to 'resort' to these behaviors?
Well, because the purpose of art, and I would argue quite specifically queer art, is to push the boundaries of how society allows the 'self' to behave and express itself. There is a reason why BL has captured the fascination of so many straight women. I would argue this is true everywhere but specifically for Asians, the shackles placed on queer sexuality did not feel so different from the shackles placed on women's sexuality period. Queer sexual liberal *is* sexual liberation and there are a lot of outgroup parties who have a vested, personal interest in pushing this agenda forward. I have to stop before this gets so long that I have to find a university to grant me a masters but 'Fanservice Is Wrong' and 'Fanservice Has Finally Gone Too Far' is just the fan service discourse. But the truth is that Fanservice *IS* radical queer visibility and always has been. I started my fandom journey in JPOP nearly 15 years ago and that was the conversation then [link takes you to a fanservice kiss between Ninomiya Kazunari and Ohno Satoshi from Arashi in 2008 that was 6 years in the making but I digress] and apparently if KristSingto will get to have their way that will be the conversation now. To deny their dance as offensive is to deny the incredible ways in which it's in conversation with the society they're operating in, the risks they are still taking even amidst widespread celebration for the Marriage Equality Bill in Thailand.
KristSingto had totally blown the doors, windows and glass ceilings wide open with SOTUS that I would argue had rippling effects on the BL being produced throughout Asia, not just Thailand. And the pressure of that was SO high, that attention so unexpected and burdensome that neither could actually stay and enjoy that moment. OffGun and TayNew had reaped more fruits from KristSingto's labor than Krist and Singto. KristSingto isn't just another branded pair - they are quite literally BL royalty and they are not here to play games. Except this time they are pushing the envelope with their eyes wide open and I am buzzing to see what's next for them.
#kristsingto#peraya concert#dum dum performance#peraya party begin again#sorry for the clickbait title?#I don't know if it counts as clickbait if its true#anyway this post is what it is#took more hours of my life already than I was expecting to give it#now it must go off into the ether to annoy the people it's destined to annoy
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if youre stilll doing reqs... rocketcule/vicagent angst?
he wanted someone to love him. they wanted a toy
don’t look at me 🏃
#thats what his ass gets for having a mullet#man expresses genuine emotion for the first time in his life INSTANTLY REGRETS IT not clickbait#sorry for being so unserious in the tags its the only way i cope#my art#vicagent#pivvic#ava#not putting this in a lot of tags becauseim.embarrased#i put a lot of thought into the paneling tho. like a Lot i could make a directors commentary on this XD#art req#ask box
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look i had to draw SOMETHING but art block is saying no thanks
#i'm going through something. not sure what it is but it's something#so sorry for everyone who has to see clickbait thumbnail ford#gravity falls#stanford pines#doodles
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Newsies fans vs. calling any mention to Santa Fe, New Mexico a Jack Kelly reference
(Spoiler alert, the newsies fans lose)
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How Homestuck Beyond Canon Candy Timeline has/will have parallels with Homestuck proper around and during the events of [S] Game Over
Jane Crocker heavily aligned/influenced by with Crocker Corp. Notice how her neck accessory looks very similar to the Crocker computer tiara. There's also the circuits surrounding the button, which are reminiscent of Crockertier Jane's visual mind control effect by The Condesce.
Jane also kind of looks like The Condesce with how she's silhouetted here.
The head of Crocker Corporation on a large Crocker space ship. A ship which I would like to point out looks eerily similar to the ship that The Condesce flies around in except the forks/sporks are facing the opposite direction and it's got black on it instead of mostly red.
Jake dying at the hands of Crocker influenced Jane and coming back to life parallels with this Jane coming close to killing Jake, but stopping right before death. Same green text too.
The cast of characters surrounding this time in the comic are also similar.
We also got the whole Crocker laser beam of death being hinted at which we've absolutely seen before.
I talked about this in one of my previous theories, Jake is getting a better grasp of his hope powers; so, I think we could see another hope explosion again in some capacity out of Jake's concern for Tavvy.
I could also totally see Jake being held hostage by one of the Crocker Clones A.K.A. the Brig Boys and Kanaya cutting them up with her chainsaw (hopefully avoiding Jake).
This is more of a little side detail, but Vriska is once again on the sidelines while this massive important fight takes place because she's trapped in her own personal Hell this time.
CHARACTER DEATH FLAGS - I don't know how to organize this post and there was a lot more potential evidence to this than I thought there was going into it.
Let me preface this with the fact that the existential split between Meat and Candy sometimes seems to try to course correct itself and much like certain peoples DNIs, it doesn't want any doubles. We see this with Dirk, Dave (he died even if he ascended to ultimate self afterwards), June/J/John, Terezi(seemingly), Meenah (her other self is in the black hole with Lord English so we can't necessarily confirm death but yknow), Aradia (is just Aradia), Gamzee, Calliope (that is a whole complex situation), and Rose (if her future sight is correct, but we'll get to that). Those are the only examples I can think of at this time, but it's absolutely a repeating pattern of the universe sort of course-correcting to have only one of each of our main characters exist at a time. This, at least in the cases of Dirk, Dave, & Rose seems to be related to the ascension to ultimate self, but we can't really say if that's why the other characters only get one existence at this time.
Karkat has has at least 2 deaths from around this time, one involving Crockertier Jane as well which could be a sign of things to come.
Rose's death flag is that she has literally foreseen her death in her future sight. She is thinking about Kanaya and Roxy in the same thought process while seeing her own death, feeling full of regret (even though she's trying to repress her own feelings) about her relationship to Roxy and Kanaya. Very similar to her being regretful as she was dying in Roxy's arms. I'm also guessing the bullet that hits her will be from Jake's gun, just throwing that out as a possibility.
ROSE: What... ROSE: Happened to me? ROXY: the witch got u ROXY: with her fork ROXY: but youre gonna be ok ROSE: Oh. ROSE: That's nice. ROSE: *Cough.* ROXY: maybe you uh ROXY: shouldnt try to talk now ROSE: You saved me, didn't you? ROXY: ... ROSE: Thanks. ROSE: But, ROSE: She's gone, isn't she. ROSE: For good, I mean. ROXY: ? ROSE: I saw her die. ROSE: And. ROSE: It's a shame how... ROSE: *Cough.* ROSE: A shame that I never even... ROSE: Got to tell her... ROSE: I loved her. ROXY: who?
ROSE: Kanaya. ROSE: But... ROSE: You too, mom.
Kanaya also has a death flag here in getting hit by The Condesce's laser beam of death, but it's more of a maybe given that we see Rose's future vision of Kanaya holding her body in her arms. Keep in mind though we also had this bit of dialogue about the reliability of future sight right before we saw that vision.
JADE: dont forget im more than a little versed in future sight myself ok JADE: i dont care how credible it seems, you cant depend on that information!
Jake and Jane are also on the chopping block potentially, but I can't think of a way at this time, unless Kanaya mistakes Jake for one of the clones amidst her rage and ends up cutting through him along with the Crocker clones. The one pictured below was done by Aranea who is out of the story. Maybe Meenah's trident hits Jake somehow or something, I don't know. We also have meat Jake and Jane who are doing more okay.
On top of the parallels to the doomed timeline that was [S] Game Over, we also had Vriska say that this reality was fake and didn't matter. I'm paraphrasing and I don't know if we'll get a doomed timeline situation yet with the 4 kids still in it, but I just thought the amount of parallels was interesting & worth pointing out.
I also wanted to get this out before the next update in case it's related to the flash animation and any of my predictions come true.
Alternatively I think the flash animation will be Ultimate Dirk kick starting his SBURB home brew session on Deltritus. He probably has all the tech and narrative powers to do it based on what we've seen, they just need a species they'll both be satisfied with as the players for the session.
#I wasn't sure how to title this hs theory; can you tell? Wanted it to be accurate; this isn't the clickbait video site lmao#sorry that some of the image qualities vary; I couldn't be bothered to find specific pages in the long labyrinth that is act 6 and#ended up just using a summary video for some of these because that was much easier. There is so much to talk about I'm probably going to#miss something in HSBC so if anyone has anything else to add onto this post feel free to do it. when I tell you that formatting these#colored text chat logs was a nightmare; I mean that. Every time I saved the draft it kept glitching the chat logs too. Kept having to fix.#there's also some characters like Roxy where we don't know what she's up to in the candy timeline as well as Sollux and John/June Egbert#Also Calliope are any of them preparing for this fight or have some kind of plan? Captor could help but would need cover while he blasts#Anyway this mostly started from Jane's whole batterwitch vibe she has going on with Crocker corporation and her laser machine#hopefully Kanaya will be okay; but I'm definitely super worried about Rose atm and Jake too; also what's going on with Tavvy#Candy Jane as the new condesce it's not looking good for Commander Karkat Meenah or Kanaya. Mr English plz come save your son Tavros#mine#op#homestuck theory#homestuck beyond canon#homestuck#jake english#rose lalonde#jane crocker#kanaya maryam#karkat vantas#homestuck spoilers#homestuck upd8#cw flashing images#cw blood#cw gore
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Yoshitaka Amano had a single dream when drawing the concept art for final fantasy 6 and it was to make sure they all served insane levels of cunt.
#he had art supplies paper and a dream and he succeeded#final fantasy 6#ffvi#final fantasy vi#ff6#final fantasy#yoshitaka amano#IT'S NOT JUST FF6 EITHER#i mean it's what's most memorable to me but all his art for the games is so good and purely insane#/silly#i'm in this tag a lot im so sorry chat i just have so much to say.#ff6 changing lives not clickbait#/chattin abt ff6
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five tiny stones almost fucking dies because dumb dumb idiot head forgor
idk I was just thinking of pebis and this idea entered my brain so had to draw some of it
also yeah I made meanerator a doctor
Also to finish this off I'll explain a bit about what happened and a littler bit about modernerator anatomy. Basically the rarefraction cell of an iterator is like their heart/main power source. It powers pretty much everything. What happened was the uncured rot spread to where his rarefraction cell is and broke through, damaging it and "killing" him. The thing is the cell isn't damaged beyond repair and they caught it right before most of his systems completely shut off so he can still come back. Problem is he's running on lower power so for the moment he'd be as responsive as saint pebbles. Also with the amount of time needed and his current state, it'll be hella hard to keep it away from suns. Even though they're doing better they could still relapse. Hella iffy situation but voids below is it yummy.
#rain world#modernerators#five pebbles#looks to the moon#no significant harassment#meanerator#kel kakyogay draws on a white canvas real not clickbait#also forgot that I have a couple of doodles regarding pebbles' hospital visits#like bro goes there so often and meanerator hates that#he also hates how arti always breaks into peb's hospital room somehow and knows exactly where he is at all times#anyways now I can draw gay people I'm sorry for putting it aside#tomorrow tho it's late :3
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Jack: “It’s pride month, Nurm. You know what that means.”
Nurm (in Villic): “What? You want me to make like gay maps or something? Huh? What?”
Idk I just felt like this was them- I love the husbands ever
YEAH THATS THEM LMAOOO
You are an actual genius
#My pen died half way through and I do NOT have the fingers of those insane ibis paint kids so I wasn't able to do actual clean lineart#But I can't even be mad it looks better like this#minecraft story mode#mcsm#mcsm nurm#mcsm jack#nurm mcsm#jack mcsm#Pride#Sidenote but I was listening to Kmfdm while I did this and BUMAYE DUB healed my back pain real not clickbait guys /j#Sorry but I HAD to draw this I love these stupid images#My favourite brand of picture 🩷
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